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Pizu: Hey... i thought cats were supposed to land on their feet. O__o
Eless: Im only half a cat, i only have a 50% chance dumbass. -__-;
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Manic: Hey, did you know I have two piercings on my eyebrow?
Smoker: Yeah.
Manic: Did you know I have a piercing on my tail?
Smoker: Yeah.
Manic: Did you know I have a piercing on my dick?
Smoker: You're lying.
Manic: Damn!
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Me: "ALL YOUR WII ARE BELONG TO US!
PS3 ARE ON WAY TO DESTRUCTION"
PS3-Fanboy: "what you say?"
Me:"PS3 HAS NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE! MAKE YOUR TIME!!!!!!"
PS3-Fanboy:"MOVE ALL PSP!!! FOR GREAT GRAPHIC!!!"
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If you like cute baby art, check out my page!
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A dream.
I'm seeing a dream.
The same normal day again and again.
Waiting for the same morning, and then returning to the same dream.
ahem Your picture has been submitted into the contest.
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My Little Bunny is sooo cute and energetic :3
watch her >l3 [link]
I'm Planning to Make a Flash RPG Game....would anyone like to help me 83
Heh..lol,just kidding,it's so cute
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"You are the true master of death, because the true master does not seek to run away from Death. He accepts that he must die, and understands that there are far, far worse things in the living world than dying."
-Albus Dumbledore
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A loner, a bitch, or a sweetheart, your pick. Oh wait, my bad, it's actually MY pick.
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2% of teenagers are not "n00bs", if you're the 98% of them, then Shut up.
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